Chal meri lunar module

Many years ago, a friend told me a fairly cheesy joke (so bad that we giggled like some of our female classmates). It went (with due apologies to "Pakeezah"):

Starry-eyed Lady: "Chalo dildaar chalo, chaan.d ke paar chalo"
Unimpressed Gent: "Rocket teraa baap laayegaa?"

But thanks to ISRO, it should soon be possible. And if you don't like the word "gaganaut" ('gaga' and 'nut' in the same word makes me queasy), let them know. Perhaps, like VJTI and BMC, you shouldn't fiddle around too much with the source. Simply call it "astra-naut". All of us who were raised on "air-raising" Ramanand-Sagar special effects for weaponry will agree.