How do you tell...

...a kid that he is a total git?

Brian Bilston, the 'Poet Laureate of Twitter'

OF NO FIXED ADOBE

Her interest in him

had waned,

then gradually eroded.



Like an update

to Adobe Reader,

he’d never be downloaded.

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I discovered Brian Bilston's Poetry Laboetry. He is wonderful to read. (Probably because I can understand what he says and there is whimsy involved.)

Points to the Iceland football team

Not only did they draw their first ever tournament match, they made Ronaldo whinge. (Not that he needs an invitation to.).