You know you're a driver in Pune...

...when, given a choice between overtaking from the right and the left, *you* choose the left.

...when you have developed the skill of skiing in a slalom without visiting a snow slope

...when you see a vegetable cart crossing in the middle of traffic, causing vehicles to brake sharply, itself coming to a halt in the centre and being rewarded in this zany endeavour by a lady pedestrian who bizarrely starts to pick vegetables asking: "yeh kaise diya?", surrounded by cars and bikes.