Faux News - VII
Sunny crowned ENT org's Brand Ambassador
By our Health correspondent
Sunny Deol is the new Ambassador at Large for India's premier ENT Surgeons organisation. The President of the Indian ENT Surgeons Association, Dr. Neelkanth, announced this in a press conference at Kanpur yesterday that followed a felicitation ceremony for the star actor.
Dr. Neelkanth expressed great admiration for the Jat actor's astonishingly robust throat that had enabled the actor to provide some of the most decibel-stirring performances in recent times. The President also unveiled graphs demonstrating the sharp increase in cases of ear-drum bursts and tinnitus among regular Sunny fans which directly benefited large number of ENT Surgeons in the Hindi heartland. He mentioned that the Association would provide requisite financial assistance to those doctors who are unable to afford the rising rental prices of those clinics situated close to theatre houses showing Sunny Deol films.
The actor in his speech wholeheartedly thanked the IESA for bestowing this unique honour on him and pledged to keep his voice intact. This would help further the cause of the ENT surgeons in this country who have not received their due, he said. The veteran actor refuted as "BASELESS!!!" any allegation that the high decibel levels of films like Maa Tujhe Salaam and Hero: Love Story of a Spy were financed by unscrupulous elements of the ENT community. He also fumed at allegations that his films "stank to high heaven" for precisely the same reasons and vowed "TO HUNT SUCH TRAITORS AND GROUND THEM INTO THE PURE SOIL OF OUR BELOVED LAND!!!".
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