If I write this, it's because Chuck Norris allows me to

* Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
* There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

Those were some Chuck Norris Facts. For lots (I mean really lots more), click here.

(link muchos gracias courtesy Jatin)