Ivan Lendl not invited

Announcements, like sign-boards, have donated more jokes to humanity than all late-night television put together. My hostel is organising a fest of sorts for "its inmates", which in the finite wisdom of those in the naming committee, has been named MARDIGRASS.

Probably it's just me who has a less-than-pure mind, but it sounds like an invitation to partake of marijuana in Punjabi. Let's do the bhang, da.