Dearly "Departed"

This one made me smile:

And, like Cindy Crawford's face, it's all about the mole.

(from Raja Sen's Rediff review of "The Departed")

I know just enough about the film to get the joke, but since I'm planning to watch the movie (just one show in some multiplexes - shocking!), I didn't read the rest of the review. That's for immediately after.