Boy, cook ten
I'm unwell and my mind is febrile. Needed some diversion, so decided to mess around with my orkut profile (I love-hate orkut, btw). I have noticed people updating various fields on their orkut profile, and since I aim to be inscrutable and enigmatic, I'm unable to reveal with any honesty, such trivial details about myself. Juvenile humour is the next best thing, so a sample of what I've been upto:
Headline: "He's Out!" or "Dewey Defeats Truman!"
turn offs:: ignition, light, and other electric switches, right turns, turnstiles, turntables, turner classics, "turn turn turn" by The Byrds
my idea of a perfect first date: January 1st. No wait, November 1st. No wait, July 1st. Damn, 12 choices, all so tempting.
from my past relationships i learned: to read, to write, to do mathematics, to eat, to drink, to walk, to tell time, to point
five things I cant live without: air. water. food. neurons. muscles.
4 comments:
What about the sudden left?
:-), I suppose it's a turn-on. The sudden-er, the better-er.
Sadly, this activity has been greatly devalued by Global Laming. Nearly every profile you see on orkut has pseudo-snarky entries in the "languages spoken" and "perfect first date" sections.
Stop Global Laming now!
kunal: didn't realise so many cripples were around. d'oh.
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