Signs that Ganesh Chathurthi is fast approaching:
- Music shop owners are reporting shortages in the Mungda tapes and Hello Brother (yes, that same flatulent film) videos.
- Batches of kids are being trained in ambush marketing at doorsteps. They ambush you while you leave, and market little paper tickets as a mark of their David-esque victory.
- The bullish stock prices of wooden poles has given Dalal Street renewed hope for the next quarter.
- For the first time in 3 months, volumes of sales of earplugs have outdone glycerine supplies to Balaji Telefilms.