More Bappa yaar...
Signs that Ganesh Chathurthi is fast approaching:

• Music shop owners are reporting shortages in the Mungda tapes and Hello Brother (yes, that same flatulent film) videos.
• Batches of kids are being trained in ambush marketing at doorsteps. They ambush you while you leave, and market little paper tickets as a mark of their David-esque victory.
• The bullish stock prices of wooden poles has given Dalal Street renewed hope for the next quarter.
• For the first time in 3 months, volumes of sales of earplugs have outdone glycerine supplies to Balaji Telefilms.

Yaach Varshi Laukar Ya!