It's Happy "No Happy Friendship Day today" Day tomorrow!

Not just tomorrow, but for the rest of the year. Don't you just love Happy "No Happy Friendship Day today" Day? In fact we have more of these than the "Friendship Day" guys do. Everyone I know who was a friend of the greeting card industry today gets a free wish from me tomorrow.

I can't wait.

What a sad, ill-adjusted, misanthropic misfit I have become. Is that an acceptable set of synonyms for the adjective form of sanity, though? Where are the Shiv Sainiks asking for an alternative "Krishna-Sudama day" when you need them?