WoodEd poetry

An exercise in blanket-verse; can be set to tune as required.

Don't be inadequate anymore

Daily news
Try and see if you like it
Help is on the way
Still upset?
Tell me more
yanyone
[Chorus: Don't be inadequate anymore...]

Timing, perfect
You asked for it
Remember to tell me later
Share this with them all
Hope she is the one!
Finally found this here
[Chorus: Don't be inadequate anymore...]

Can you imagine you are healthy? :-)
Thank you again!
He simply looked bored :-(
Hey buddy!
Everything kool?
Morning... :-(
[Chorus: Don't be inadequate anymore...]

If you'd like to know more about how this poem was created:

Okay, I write bad poetry, but don't blame the above on me. I just went through about 50 emails in my Spam folder, and picked out 18 subject lines from them. I didn't even mess around with the ordering or spelling - honest. All I did was break it up, and add some punctuation. This is one-pass poetry at its finest - it's wonderful how coherent it all is. Works great as a pastime. Give it a shot.

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