Harking back to a thought expressed under the name I've started so I'll finish, if I was Tom Hanks, wouldn't it be interesting to sign off with :

... and because I'm doing Terminal with Steven (Steven who, you ask? Spielberg, that's who), I don't think I can do your movie right now. Sorry 'bout that. Do you mind considering Colin? He looks like me.

Thanks,
T Hanks

And I still wonder why Hanks won't read my posts.