Bloodsports

Messages from my hostel's management continue to rock like a cradle in a typhoon. One such recent crowd-pleaser:

It is my pleasure to inform you all the about the outstanding performance of [hostel] in techfest'07. Two teams of our hostel won topmost prizes in the most gruesome competetions. and the other teams also performed really decently.

Previously correspondence: Grassy trolls and getting in-ti-mate.